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Fundo wanted to put his worm in the apple, but not without a mackintosh.
by authOOr June 30, 2006
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Slang for the head of the penis. To offer someone apple, is to suggest they suck your cock.
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by Piggy Noles October 7, 2003
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Apple

Referring to a boy with a large boner. This comes from the popularly known Brady Middle School gym teacher Mr. Apple who often had a boner during class.
Joey Fatone had a huge apple while performing in rent. I was sitting in the front row, and it narrowly hit me in the face.
by Joey Fatone January 8, 2005
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Girl whose stick legs, boy hips, and plank ass are balanced out by nice big cantaloupe tits.
Wendy was an apple, so most guys trying to get with her just wanted to know what it would feel like to pound her E-cups.
by shuttlebutt July 3, 2010
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by thatemokid13 October 6, 2008
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A very expensive brand that will break in the slightest of touch. It will also cost your monthly allowance for the next FREAKING 5 YEARS TO REPLACE. The people who work at Apple also come out with a new phone or something almost every few months to years. However the only thing they add to it is a new camera. NOTHING ELSE JUST A CAMERA AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY ITS NEW AND APPROVED. Oh, they also removed the home button and the top speaker and put it somewhere else. They also made it more complicated to control not even gonna mention the fact they got rid of the headphone jack so now YOU CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE CHARGING YOUR PHONE INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER 200$ ON AIRPODS ON TOP OF GETTING THE 1000 OR MORE PHONE (you could also spend 20$ or more on getting headphones that fit you phone but you still cant listen to music while charging your phone unless you get a different kind of wireless headphones that could cost more if you buy the ones that aren't cheap). But it's an okay phone still got bugs though.
Sus Homie 1: Hey bro did you get that new Apple iPhone 13?

Sus Homie 2: I did but as soon as I touched it and it shattered and i have to pay a bunch to fix it.
by Perfect.Angel_ November 30, 2021
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