raise anus

1. To lift one's posterior; to elevate the gluteus maximus.

2. (Idiomatic) To take up arms against an oppressive force; to revolt with impunity. Derived from a corruption of the Latin "laese annos," "prolonged revolt."

Note: not to be confused with the idiom "to raze anus," which means "to destroy anus."

And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them raise anus.

by whatwhyareyoureadingmyname May 8, 2011

ZACK'S ANUS

a gaint gaping whole contains the lost city of atlantis the scene of an indiana jones movie where he never gets out VERY FUCKING LARGE many people are lost in there proceed with caution

Dude, I can't believe I was able to escape Zack's anus.

by muffinpurpergurk May 14, 2015

Bloody Anus

When you get butt fucked in prison so much, your ass bleeds daily. (DONT DROP THE SOAP KIDS!!!)

My i shouldnt have violated my probation. Now i have a bloody anus.

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

anus meat

The meat around anus that sometimes plays peek a boo during constipation or a very big bowel movement.

Greg was taking a very large dump and he felt his anus meat drag the toilet water.

by Aprince1984 December 6, 2016

pinch anus

When something is super cool, awesome, bad ass or tight.

Bro, lets meet at the brewery, I have to show you my new fixie. That shit is pinch anus.

by WindellsE May 7, 2018

Sarlacc Anus

When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?

Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.

by Jeffgoldblum37 April 7, 2022

Anus cave

When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.

Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.

Guy 2: He's an anus cave.

by CodeAlias July 23, 2014