anus weave

Noun
A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole

"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"

by anusweavenumber1 September 01, 2015

anus angle

When your anus lines up perfectly with a fart that slips out of your ass unintentionally.

I'm sorry sweetie that my anus angle ruined the moment.

by Nonamergamer September 03, 2015

dangly anus

when a person's anus becomes so over-used through intercourse it becomes dangly.

Jane Doe has been stuffed in the bottom so many times her tight sphincter has become a dangly anus.

by tizzle sprizzle November 25, 2009

Bloody Anus

When you get butt fucked in prison so much, your ass bleeds daily. (DONT DROP THE SOAP KIDS!!!)

My i shouldnt have violated my probation. Now i have a bloody anus.

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

raise anus

1. To lift one's posterior; to elevate the gluteus maximus.

2. (Idiomatic) To take up arms against an oppressive force; to revolt with impunity. Derived from a corruption of the Latin "laese annos," "prolonged revolt."

Note: not to be confused with the idiom "to raze anus," which means "to destroy anus."

And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them raise anus.

by whatwhyareyoureadingmyname April 18, 2011

Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.

I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!

by Bmckeat April 20, 2021

ZACK'S ANUS

a gaint gaping whole contains the lost city of atlantis the scene of an indiana jones movie where he never gets out VERY FUCKING LARGE many people are lost in there proceed with caution

Dude, I can't believe I was able to escape Zack's anus.

by muffinpurpergurk May 13, 2015