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ZACK'S ANUS

a gaint gaping whole contains the lost city of atlantis the scene of an indiana jones movie where he never gets out VERY FUCKING LARGE many people are lost in there proceed with caution
Dude, I can't believe I was able to escape Zack's anus.
by muffinpurpergurk May 14, 2015
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anus meat

The meat around anus that sometimes plays peek a boo during constipation or a very big bowel movement.
Greg was taking a very large dump and he felt his anus meat drag the toilet water.
by Aprince1984 December 6, 2016
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Bloody Anus

When you get butt fucked in prison so much, your ass bleeds daily. (DONT DROP THE SOAP KIDS!!!)
My i shouldnt have violated my probation. Now i have a bloody anus.
by Poison53 January 25, 2018
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anus missile

The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.
"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"

"That's fucking disgusting"

"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"

"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"

"it was, bro, it was"
by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016
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raise anus

1. To lift one's posterior; to elevate the gluteus maximus.

2. (Idiomatic) To take up arms against an oppressive force; to revolt with impunity. Derived from a corruption of the Latin "laese annos," "prolonged revolt."

Note: not to be confused with the idiom "to raze anus," which means "to destroy anus."
And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them raise anus.
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Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.
I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!
by Bmckeat April 19, 2021
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anus angle

When your anus lines up perfectly with a fart that slips out of your ass unintentionally.
I'm sorry sweetie that my anus angle ruined the moment.
by Nonamergamer October 19, 2015
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