St. Anger

The reason my family put me up for adoption

"St. Anger got me a new family"

by LNH69 January 1, 2024

Anger nap

While the 40 participants initially spent equal time attempting to conquer the unsolvable puzzles the scientists put before them, a one-hour nap made people more likely to continue spending time on the problem, while non-nappers (who watched a nature documentary for an hour instead) were more likely to give up. The nappers also reported that they felt less impulsive after having a snooze. The subjects had kept a consistent sleep schedule for the few days before the study, and the groups were randomized to control for age, habitual feelings of sleepiness, and other factors.

I was boiling when I figured out their game to try and prove I'm a disloyal person but I uped them one and took a anger nap before I said something I wouldn't usually say.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019

Bum Anger

The feeling you have in your rectum after eating fiery hot chillies

Man do I have serious case of bum anger this morning after last night's chillie feast!

by dad 01 January 2, 2012

Angerness

When you find out that military PT is going to be cross fit that day

I went to PT and they told us we were doing CrossFit, I felt the Angerness arise

by JarheadOpps August 5, 2022

Dirty anger

The act of shitting in a stretchy sock and pulling over a large bald man's head

Wow he almost gave that bald guy a dirty anger!

by Dongulusmaximus April 21, 2023

anger thirst

Anger Thirst (verb):
1. The thoughts and wishes people hold inside about the harm or thoughts of harm they wish on whoever is deemed an enemy.

2. Silently wishing a person would have nature takes it course and have them expire.

3. When your mouth salivates as anger builds. That can result in crying from anger or going the fuck off.

4. You feel ”going postal is an option”

Anger thirst got me feeling some type of way today. My boss can go fuck herself/himself in this moment.

by SitcomCriscia April 6, 2023

Ivory Anger

An Ivory Anger is an anger that makes your face white out of anger/terror. When you feel terrified and get angry out of it, that's Ivory Anger.

Liam: Why the hell did you kidnap me!? I'll f**king kill you! *Shaking slightly*
Kidnapper: Ah, an Ivory Anger. See those a lot these days.

by LettieIsLesb December 3, 2020