Amish nigger

a nigga who's too scared to beat you up, and too depressed to fuck your mother

Look at that amish nigger running away from that chihuahua

by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017

The Amish Churner

When a man puts half&half and butter into a woman's vagina or anus and repetitively inserts his penis in the vagina or anus in a churning fashion.

"Sarah wanted to try somethin' kinky so I gave her The Amish Churner"

by Grandma's Dumper September 10, 2008

amithi

Absolute Bitch

Amithi is such an “Amithi” ; Amithi meaning bitch here.

by Not Tanish Trolling amithi. November 21, 2021

amish chicken

A boy under the age of 18 with a fresh of the farm look that makes an older woman want to sexually corrupt him. Usually exists with a threat of incarceration.

With all these amish chickens running around it's amazing I'm not in bed or jail.

by chickencatcher April 16, 2013

Amish Dump

Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.

I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.

by Skurj September 12, 2017

Aithen

Probably one of the most amazing guys he has wonderful blond hair and glasses and can be the best guy friend ever. He can make you smile with every word he says. If you ever find an Aithen you are one lucky girl

Girl: who is that hot dude over there
Other girl: oh thats my bestfriend Aithen

by Just a dusty nip October 3, 2018

Amish scarf

An occurrence during an Amish act of love making where both a man’s facial hair and the woman’s pubic hair are fully grown and intertwined.

“Dude, I finally got an Amish Scarf after no shave november. It was so fucking cozy!”

“Hey I think she’s the one.”
“Oh, what do you mean?”
“This morning was so perfect, I woke up in an Amish Scarf.”

by Bring’em Young February 7, 2019