Double alphabet

The belief made by retards that the alphabet exists in a double form and also does not contain the letter L.
A friend of mine believed there was a double alphabet. He was proved wrong on many occasions.
by Uncle Travy Scott December 13, 2020
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alphabetical orgasms

Refers to da act of getting off on various situations and circumstances, such as:
BOARgasm: research about/interaction wif wild/male pigs
BOERgasm: research about/interaction wif Dutch/Huguenot settlers in Asia

BOORgasm: partaking in "crude 'n' rude" behavior
BOREgasm: creating holes or being dull-natured
COORgasm: guzzling a Silver Bullet
COREgasm: surveying da remains of a thoroughly-eaten apple
DOORgasm: being invited inside a dwelling
FOREgasm: hitting a golf ball (can also refer to premature ejaculation while engaged in "getting in da mood" activities)
FOURgasm: involving yourself wif dual twos of something
GOREgasm: research about/interaction wif da infamous "An Inconvenient Truth" politician, or anything regarding da infamous "Old Blood 'n' Guts" 4-star general
HOARgasm: anything gray or grayish-white
LOREgasm: studying/recounting tales from yesteryear
MOORgasm: researching/trekking broad grassy meadows
MOREgasm: when receiving anything additional

NORgasm: when neither option is available or doable
OARgasm: when paddling a boat
ORgasm: when given a choice of two options
OREgasm: when you "hit pay-dirt"
Additional examples of alphabetical orgasms may occur when:
POORgasm: being unable to "keep up wif da Joneses"
POREgasm: getting goosebumps
POURgasm: seeing liquid dispensed
ROARgasm: performing a loudly-celebratory "I da MAN!" chest-pounding routine after "getting lucky" wif a female
SOARgasm: when you perfect using a hang-glider
SOREgasm: anything regarding grumpiness or painful skin/muscles
TORgasm: anything regarding a rocky outcrop or hill
TOREgasm: when gleefully ripping things apart
TOURgasm: when partaking of a guided group-stroll
WARgasm: anything combat-related (da arrogantly-bold old-school military leader mentioned above likely experienced lots of these)
WOREgasm: researching/experiencing garments of some kind
YOREgasm: taking a trip down Memory Lane
YOURgasm: paying attention to/sharing resources wif someone else
by QuacksO January 23, 2022
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Adelina Loves Charlie And The Alphabet is a piece of shit on YouTube, she worships a show called Charlie And The Alphabet so much she makes horrendous fanart, such as her human fanart and "rule 34" art, she also bashes opinions and ships, harasses people, and blocks people who are trying to help her not get banned, also her grammar is shit
Person 1: I ship Letter L X Letter J
Adelina Loves Charlie And The Alphabet: No, Letter L X Letter I
by Bombard Mint 4264 December 09, 2023
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rainbow alphabet soup

"Since were both part of the rainbow alphabet soup we can yk"

"Layla your married "
by not your teeth June 25, 2022
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alphabet salamander

when your dick so slippery and rare it makes your girl shout the alphabet
yo man my girl took my alphabet salamander last night
by jektiik April 26, 2014
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Alphabet Yakuza

Gae person: "Oh yeah i'm part of the Alphabet Mafia"
even cooler Gae person: "You mean the Alphabet Yakuza, right?"
by simonsimon21 May 13, 2021
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The Stinking Alphabet

The Stinking AlphabetVerbSexual Act: An Act Just Like The Spinning Alphabet But The Hole In Question Is Anal.
"Dude! After I gave your mom The Spinning Alphabet, I gave your dad The Stinking Alphabet.
by Jackie Estacadoe March 30, 2023
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