ill nigga alert

A state of panic and awe as 2 chainz approaches a scene.

Nigga 1: aye ma nigga look it's 2 chainz!

Nigga 2: Ill nigga alert, ill nigga alert..
Nigga 1: his roof gone!

nigga swag ill sick sickass money bitches

by EMPonlineMW3 January 9, 2014

BBQ chicken alert

When in an nba game, and a scrub center checks into the game, scream this phrase to let everyone know he’s coming in

Shaq:” BBQ CHICKEN ALERT!”

by creasypoo April 30, 2019

cool guy alert

abrv: CGA

variation on 'cool story bro'. used to demean somebody bragging/showing off about something irrelevant and/or uninteresting.

keith: so i just came up with this ballin' ass marketing strategy for my website, shitheads won't know what hit them when they click on this new hyperlink i just created by myself on my new imac; it'll automatically direct them to the company's twitter, myspace and tumblr and put their email/phone number/house address in permanent log that only our company can access.

dwayne: wow, cool guy alert.

by Dennis Ringle July 8, 2011

I'll Alert The Media

A sarcastic remark saying you don't care. Usually said after someone says something incredibly stupid or random. It originated from the movie "Arthur" where Arthur tells his valet, Hobson, he's going to take a bath. Hobson, not caring, says "I'll alert the media."

Arthur: Hobson
Hobson: Yes, Arthur
Arthur: You know what I think I'm going to do?
Hobson: What, Arthur
Arthur: I'm going to take a bath
Hobson: I'll alert the media...

-----------------------------------------------------

Girlfriend: OMG!! Jenny had the cutest top on today!
Boyfriend: Uh huh...
Girlfriend: I want that damn top! Like...oh my God!
Boyfriend: Mhm...

Girlfriend hits her hand on something

Girlfriend: Ow!! I broke a nail!
Boyfriend: I'll alert the media...

by urbansavage96 February 24, 2010

emergency alert system

A scary civil defense broadcasting system. This system used to be called the emergency broadcast system (EBS), which used to be called CONELRAD. The "scary" part is the 3 beeps, which encode the alert, and the 8 second attention signal ( from EBS). Then, in either a robot or human voice, info is given. During the weekly tests, there is no voice. There is during monthly tests, though. The "robot voice" is on alerts from the National Weather Service, but on rare occasions, a human voice will be on weather alerts.

Coming up next on Cartoon Network- *Screen goes black for 5 seconds*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*

by TehEndieMC June 4, 2015

underage user alert

To be yelled at anyone on forums who says something immature or stupid, suggesting a preteen poster.

Iamover18 : Liek Teletubbies r teh Rox
Sinner: UNDERAGE USER ALERT!!!!!!!!

by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005

S.A.B. alert

S.A.B. alert: acronym. Used to describe the time when one person calls together one or more persons to gather and SMOKE A BOWL of illegal substance. I.e. methamphetamine or marijuana.

Matt sells drugs and as a drug dealer it is his irresponsibility to go and make house calls. Many of these house calls are for people in dire of getting their fix. Due to the coed and foreboden world of drugs and deals, code is often used and the demand for bonus rounds of smoke are high. The house call code is. "I have an S.A.B. Alert." "matt get here quickly." Matt says "Bawk, bawk bawk, shut the fuck up."

Haha jk

by penn and teller November 2, 2013