Airbnb

spread your cheeks

clickbait: hey where are you?

person2: I'm at a airbnb getting fucked

clickbait: wow can I join?

by Give Me Your Self January 29, 2023

Picnik Airbrush Whore

When picnik, a photo-editing program became free to everyone, some people 'airbrush' their faces to a point you can't tell its them. This is mostly done with girls that are self-conscious and have many pimples.

Person 1: Wow! I never realized what a clear complexion Steph and Mackenzie have!

Person 2: No, they are just Picnik Airbrush Whores, in real life they have many pimples

by Realniggawassup........ March 29, 2012

african acrobat

When someone poops on your penis, and you proceed to fling your penis around, sending the shit in their direction.

I hope i never perform an african acrobat.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016

Takata Airbag

The Takata Airbag is a rare occurrence when one shits on his or her spouses lunch box while she cum fucks her own dildo in front of her best friend. The confused lover then stomps on the lunch box with enough force to sling shit onto her neighbors favorite memory.

Dude Bill is a total Takata Airbag

by trees knees August 18, 2019

blanket acrobat

When your blanket is messed up during the night and its impossible to find the long end

Person 1: 'i had a real blanket acrobat last night and it took ages to fix

Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens

by Robin hood1 January 23, 2022

Anal Acrobat

A person who does acrobatics in the middle of Anal

Jaira is an Anal Acrobat

by Jairas Gay June 14, 2022

Surprise airbag

A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.

Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow

Pear: Hey, thanks

Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag

(Boom from airbag underneath pear)

Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…

(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)

Pear: Why?

by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023