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After Dump

Noun - When you take a dump and flush the toilet, and there are still pieces of feces left in the bowl. Happens frequently when diarrhea is involved since there are many pieces.
Jerry - Hey wtf. Who left this after dump in the toilet? It's called double flushing.

Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.
by Damdman September 7, 2013
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after brunch

Something that is never going to happen.

Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.

Implying another uneaten meal.
6 am post clubbing...
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."
by Zooeyjones November 18, 2014
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aftertone

The ending tone of a song you sang
" Nice song, but Your aftertone could be better"
"Fuck off janice"
by Thedefinitionofbooperdooper February 22, 2018
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afternater

When a person loves the books/movie “after”
“I’m a proud afternator
“Have you heard how many afternaters there are lately?”
by maybe it’s me ;) April 22, 2019
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Aftermorrow

The word for “the day after tomorrow”. It’s a much simpler version of the phrase. Please spread this. Please. I’m tired of ppl not knowing about it and having to explain!
Person 1: so when are we hanging out?
Person 2: how about... aftermorrow?
Person 1: wtf is aftermorrow?
Person 2: the day after tomorrow..?
Person 1: oh ok
by Jdhdjsjbdhejrbrhjebev April 20, 2021
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aftercution

A word used by Jim Howick in a blooper for Horrible Histories, when he just couldn’t remember the term Execution.
Jim: “I’m seriously considering not coming to the next Aftercution”
Ben: “What? What’s an aftercution?”
by The.Llama.Farma May 25, 2021
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The after blow

When your screwing a girl in the ass, face down and pretend you jizz on her back (by spitting on her back) then, as she turns her head towards you, you burst your load right in her face.
My girl friend didnt like when i pulled the after blow right in her face.
by Publess chicken December 31, 2010
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