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poser account

An account on Facebook, YouTube, or another popular site in which someone impersonates someone else. It may or may not be done for poser reasons, and when the attempt fails, all hell breaks loose.
Obama's secret prostitute on YouTube? No Way! That chick is ugly and the videos suck ass. It's gotta be a poser account.
by AngelBarney58 July 19, 2009
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extremely adept matter accreter

A very obese person; a cheese hog. A respectful term, as some people believe that the more matter you can make part of yourself, the better off you are. Originated on "Buffalo This" (buffalothis.blogspot.com) in the "Respect for the cheese hogs" article.
*Ding dong!*
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."
by Nicholas D September 25, 2008
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dead on balls accurate

an automotive industry term used to describe something that is 100% exact
The oil gauge is 100% dead on balls accurate
by nick_g July 15, 2011
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Spam account

A spam account is where an account has a sort of 'back-up account' so they can post memes, fandom refrences and derpy selfies without ruining their main insta theme. Usually ran by random teens who have an either, really annoying, or fucking hilarious personality.
Omg did you see my recent on my spam account
by Emmabaker October 19, 2017
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Accommodate

Accomodate means the amout of space/people the building/object will hold.
"i only have one sleeping bag , and it will only accommodate one person"
by jadiepower s January 3, 2016
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random access memories

Daft Punk's fourth studio album. An epic homage to the disco and electronic scene of the late 70s and 80s. The album contains a host of collaborators including Julian Casablancas and Pharell Williams. Sadly, people only like to pay attention to Get Lucky, while there are a dozen other great tracks.
Contact, Lose Yourself to Dance, Touch, and Instant Crush are amazing songs off of Random Access Memories.
by Diorio January 16, 2014
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spicy accountant

A christian way to say that you sell nudes to strangers on the internet, usually on OnlyFans.
A: I haven't talked to Jesse in a while. What is she up to now?
B: She's a spicy accountant. Her OnlyFans page is really popping.
by notsockpuppet August 20, 2021
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