Whore's abortion

Originating in Ireland, this is highly offensive.
Being called a whore's abortion, means you are as worthless as a prostitute's aborted baby.
Which is pretty worthless. Can also be pronounced as "Hoor's abortion"

"Jesus Jimmy, no need to ride the cat, you dirty rotten whore's abortion."
Or
"You're as worthless as a whore's abortion."

by Zimmerframe75 October 11, 2011

Home abortion

Best done with a broom handle and a trampoline.

She couldn't pay the doctor so she did a home abortion.

by booooolol December 7, 2009

Coat Hanger Abortion

The cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

-Did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!

by Dr. Oz February 20, 2009

Hassan Abortion

The process by which two gay hassans both get pregnant and proceed to kick each other in the uterus until the unborn baby falls out. It is then put in a jar and donated to a hospital for research.

Hassan1: Man this baby is annoying.
Hassan2: Ok lets have a Hassan Abortion.
Hassan1: Ok cutie, please proceed to kick me.
Hassan2: Ok honey.

by Zalgooch December 1, 2009

bloody abortion

mac 'n' cheese mixed with a liberal amount of ketchup.

Let's go eat a bloody abortion.

by flamingstud February 15, 2009

North-Korean abortion

Person 1- "do you know what a "north korean abortion is?"

Person 2- "I dunno?"

Person 1- "It's where you let your child actually be born and raised in north korea..."

Person 2- "I learned something today..."

Kim-jong il is an example of a "North-Korean abortion"

by MUCHO May 29, 2012

culinary abortion

An unpleasant meal, usually followed by numerous complaints or vomiting.

Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!

Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.

by conman69 June 10, 2008