Sam

Very based person from discord(fr)

Sam is very based alongside whim

by Definitly_not_sam December 22, 2022

Sam

The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.

Sam so so sexy

by SamLovers February 15, 2023

Sam

Sam is the nicest person ever. He will always be there for you and he always has your back. He is honestly the BESTEST person in the world

"Sam is the best"
"I'm so lucky to have him in my life"

by Smart kid fan October 10, 2019

sam

mother of layla’s kitties, piggy, tiny baby who needs to be protected at all costs

layla loves sam

by chippiebot March 18, 2019

Sam

The type of person a nigga will simp for for a straight year

Man that nigga has been dumping for sam for months MONTHS

by Fuck bbiiiiiiii July 21, 2020

Sam

A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."

I wish i could swing a bat like sam

by dixieenormous65 October 31, 2020

Sam

A dude that does shit because why not

Sam is a dude

by Sams rocket powered toaster June 3, 2020