When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.
by MuffinMonday412 December 5, 2016
Get the muffin mondaymug. A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.
by Hatter101 March 23, 2016
Get the monday roastmug. As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021
Get the Loose Mondaymug. 1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.
by Itellthetruthpeeps September 5, 2019
Get the 1pm on a Mondaymug. When you brutally execute all your tasks for the week on Monday. In the hopes that you can pretend to work for the rest of the week.
Savage Monday will result in my being able to watch YouTube videos at work and school, instead of actually working.
Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.
Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.
by R.Patel October 5, 2012
Get the Savage Mondaymug. The worst day of the year, scientifically worse than any other Monday. Whack Monday is the first full Monday back to work after Christmas/NYE.
by Angry Albanian January 7, 2019
Get the Whack Mondaymug. When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.
by LaBruhn Jaymes July 23, 2015
Get the Monday Makeupmug.