zach

1. the biggest fag alive. he is a total dickface and is a jerk to all girls. tends to be in love with sluts who talk about whip cream and chocolate sauce. wishes he could have a penis in his mouth, and secretly hides it. normally has boners for girls with names that start with E or Kendall. MAJOR fag. no doubt about it ;D

2. liar with a big duck in his pants.

3. likes to show off for people lying about prudeness.

4. claims he does stuff with other sluts. (see noelle, kendall, etc)

that guy was such a ZACH!

by aztalikat January 19, 2008

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Zach-It

To Hide or Conceal, By Inserting into ones own rectum.

I Zach-it ed my Black dildo because my mom wanted to clean my room.

The cop pulled us over, but didn't find the bong because i zached it just seconds before he caught us

by DaStokingGoat November 19, 2009

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zach

someone who is moody and mean

takes ages to open a fucking snapchat

“zach come drinking”
“no i dont wanna ruin my life”

by chaz.millarxo June 6, 2020

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zach

A Joint of exceptional quality and fineness. Commonly causing those who partake to burst into odd songs

#1-Hey! wanna go out to the woods and smoke this fat zach with me?
#2-Is the pope catholic? lets go! Onward!
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by lovebelow December 9, 2008

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zach

zach is a player! everyone loves him, especially girls! he has a wide range of girls everywhere. hes always caught flirting. worries a lot about his reputation, stays positive, and likes to blame things on others. he doesnt care about other people only him self. but zach is a good person deep down inside, but he just hasnt prove it to himself yet.

Zach is not to be messed with.

Zach is a powerful man.

Should I date Zach, he's hot?!

by loverslanefan4eva August 12, 2011

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