Yap Zapper

A novel new invention that humanely temporarily silences those annoying neighborhood yapping dogs for up to 24 hours per zap.

Honey, why don’t ‘ya grab the Yap Zapper, so we can get some sleep?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Zipporah

Zipporah Is A Fine Confident Woman who captures the souls of people when she walks by because of the high natural beauty in her smile and soul

Zipporah is a person who captures the minds of intimidated people

by Suejayjohn February 27, 2017

zippertard

A dufus, often due to being shitfaced or hungover, who cannot remember to zip up his or her pants.

You’re such a zippertard, honey, you might as well just leave it down permanently!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

zippertits

The scars of trans men who got their breasts removed surgically.

Oh! I see the zippertits are at it again. Wonderful.

by tinyleed August 18, 2022

zipperection

The bulge formed in a man's genital area, caused by sitting down with jeans. The zipper bunches up, forming an erection like bulge, which can scare and excite all who are there to witness it.

"FUCK, IT'S JUST CAREERS CLASS DON'T GET ALL EXCITED ON ME"
"Calm down man, it's just a zipperection."
"Oh. Haha, it's pretty funny."

by Please listen to black metal April 5, 2006

zipperback

A type of hat that gives the rear of the hat a much cleaner look. Instead of being adjusted by a strap or snap, it is adjusted with a zipper. The zipper may very well be one of man-kinds greatest inventions next to duct tape. The zipper may be easily adjusted for personal comfort. Overall, better than strap and snap backs.

Mike - "Did you buy another snapback?"
Steve - "Calm down, this is a zipperback"

by Steeve909 July 12, 2014

Yapper Zapper

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.

I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021