Yoders

The Danish/English way of saying hello. Quite possibly the most badass greeting on Earth.

Yoders! How are you?

by A Danish American G April 26, 2011

Yoder Slut

Someone that thrives on attention and eats souls of weak men. They thrive on the attention of men and get jealous to see any other person with any other person.

Keep your man away from her, she's a Yoder Slut.

by Czar89273e May 24, 2011

Yoked

To ejaculate on something.

He pulled out and yoked on her belly.

by troc August 2, 2012

yode

A redneck who carries a shotgun and a bottle of jackbean whos name is bob.

You are one stupid yode and/or fuck off yode.

(yo-D)

by John Paul Waller September 18, 2004

Yoked

To be high or drunk.

Dude 1: "Bro, I'm so yoked right now."
Dude 2: "Same here dude!"

by YatesXC27 October 13, 2009

yodershnozzle

Yodershnozzle is just a word u use if u dont care.

Question: What do you want to do today?
Answer: Yodershnozzle.

by POB May 13, 2005

Yoder

Someone in power of authority such as a states attorney,police officer,judge,etc. who willfully and knowingly protects a criminal by doing unethical misconduct,corruption,bribery,theft of documents or evidence,etc.

The states attorney did a Yoder on me becuase he wanted to protect the criminal who robbed me from legal action

by JAW33 October 15, 2008