yokers

dunkin on someone after you scuse them

"oh shit you just went yokers on that young bull"

by ptizzle April 21, 2006

Yoke

A really stupid question with an obvious answer.

Andrew: Yo Mike, do you want to go lift today?
Mike: That's a yoke.

Andrew: Hey Mike, are we dipping with Grizz long cut?
Mike: That's a yoke.
Andrew: Pro move, bro.

by ThatNoVaGuy November 5, 2013

Yorked

A thrown dessert item, usually a mint-chocolate patty, hits a male in the genital area hard enough to cause the recipient of the throw to double over in pain.

We were watching a movie, and then he just yorked his friend! Right in the patties! It looked really painful...he couldn't stand up straight for five minutes.

by Docholmes31 March 24, 2013

yokez

A mentally retarded Competitive COD player. Part of the FanduM competitive team. Is often forgotten because no one accepts him on the team. His name, Yokez reflects on the fact that he is a joke according to the fans, his teammates, and his high school chinese teacher, Ms. H (Who made up the name). Even though Yokez plays hours of COD, he still doesn't know what prefire/preaim is, what S&D is, and what the rules are for competitive. The K.D. on his "tryhard" account is a whopping 1.3! Yokez's style of play is camping the spawn points on any map that allows camping, and complains when an enemy is doing the same. Fun fact: Yokez is the only player on COD AW, and once spent over a hundred dollars on the legacy edition of IW only to not like the game. He says its too hard, and continues to play AW. The FanduM squad knows when Yokez is in the skype call with them because of his infamous "ear rape". Yokez leaves on a TV in the back with full volume to destroy the ear drums of his teammates, and to distract them during competitions/GBs. Squad Leader DeiTY especially hates the ear rape and is often seen roasting yokez for it.

*EAR RAPE*
DeiTY: "Tf! Is Yokez in the fucking call?"
ZeRk; "Yeah."
Yokez: "Damnniggadamn!!!"

by DeiTYx November 17, 2016

Yolked

To borrow someone against their will (whom is your friend or family) for their own benefit.

We yolked Nana out of the nursing home cuz that shit was whack.

by Stephyth27 March 18, 2017

Yokeing

ARE YOU YOKEING WITH ME!?! @KingOfBlackOps (it's Yerman)

The enemy gets a kill: ARE YOU YOKEING WITH ME!?

by KingOfBlackOps May 19, 2017

Yolked

Beat-up brutally or killed in a fist, or gun fight.

“Yo Billy got yolked! He’s in the hospital right now for that gruesome gash on his head he got from the fight with Jimmy” - Person A

“Yea man I know! I heard he was leaking blood everywhere! Billy is facing some jail-time for that one.”

by VanDoe January 31, 2018