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your taxdollars at work

useless spending, but somehow justified by the government.
Guy1: See that eight foot platinum statue of the mayor, surrounded by 12 stadium lights that are lit 24/7?
Guy2: Yeah
Guy1: That's your tax dollars at work.
Guy2: Fuck that. I'm never paying my taxes again.
Guy1: Be sure to write me soon.
Guy2: What the fuck for?
Guy1: 'cause you'll be in wordjail/word for tax evasion.
Guy2: Oh, wordfor fucks sake/word!
Guy1: Yep. You're fucked
Guy2: Damn.
by Ricky Roma January 16, 2004
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Ugly Girl Work

physical activities, especially job-related, that are deemed "beneath" one's own personal view of themselves and their own perceived worth, from the belief that "beautiful girls" have laid-back, easy jobs while "ugly girls" do the manual labor, grueling jobs.
"why don't you pick up a broom and help sweep around this place?"

"excuse me? i don't think so! that's ugly girl work there!"
by bottomboy_tj June 6, 2015
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work boo

Co worker of the opposite sex that performs the duties of a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Person 1:"Why does Janet let Jerry bring her breakfast every morning?"
Person 2" 'Oh, that's Janet's 'Work Boo."
by Rick Da' Lingquist October 27, 2009
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work blue

phrase used by comedians to describe a comedy act laced with profanity and sexual content.
When asked to appear as comedy entertainment at the first grade graduation ,Carl agreed not to work blue.
by sheila in the car January 30, 2010
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wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.
I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.
by Eric October 28, 2003
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WORK SODA

A beer drank while at work. Generally covered up by drinking it in something other than a beer glass, i.e. soda cup, coffee cup, etc.
"Are you drunk?"
"yeah, I had a few too many work sodas tonight."
by pistola March 21, 2008
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Work Bomber

Work Bomber

1) A name of a known college or management who comes into work, even on their day off, to use the facilities.

2) To take a dump in the work place on a daily basis to save buying toilet roll for the home.
1) Employee “what’s john doing here its his day off”
Manager “he’s come in just to drop one, he’s a work bomber.”

2) “Since the misses refuses to let me use the house toilet in the mornings, I’ve turned into a work bomber, cant start the day without a dump. Just think of all the log roll I’ll save”
by tomlizard August 24, 2009
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