Woctard

when someone is beyond retarded; incredibly stupid person; can also mean that the person is really annoying and quirky.

man... that girl wearing the tube socks and flip flops is a woctard.

man: hey girl you wanna go out? girl lemme have your numba....hey lil mamma don't be like that!
girl: what a woctard!

by Gangsta boo Miami January 19, 2009

woohawk

The small patch of hair that a women has left after shaving that is locaited just above the females private area.

When my women shaves she trims her woohawk.

by OG BMC March 27, 2009

Wookaba

1. A woman that looks like she is the product of Chewbacca and Jabberwocky sex. Usually characterized by really bad teeth and a face only Frankenstein could love. It is unknown whether she eats people food or teenage boys, the latter is suspected.

First Boy: "dude whats wrong with that girls face?"
Second Boy: "her dad is chewbacca and her mom is a jabberwocky..."
First Boy: "you mean shes a wookaba?"
Second Boy: "Yeah, dude, lets get out of here before she looks at us and decides that shes hungry."

by White Boi! April 1, 2009

Woktail

An event that occurs when you mix a room full of students dressed as alice in wonderland characters,enough alcohol to destroy a irishman's liver, a wok, and plastic cups

*crashes and screams can be heard*
"Dude, whats going on in there?"
"The Queen of hearts is having a leathal woktail"

by Albi the Racist Dragon March 29, 2009

woobatoo

wubu2?
like saying lol when saying wubu2 you say woobatoo;)

BOB:woobatoo Gary?
GARY:nothing much you?
BOB: ditto

by Aniablahh January 11, 2010

Woofaidat

Who said that

I'll tell ya hudunit if ya tell me woofaidat.

by who,said,that,tell,me May 29, 2010

Woodtastic

When something is so nice it gives you a hard on. In a way related to fantastic.

My alarm woke me up from a woodtastic dream this morning.

Her butt was so woodtastic.

by Smallhawk July 2, 2010