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womb hole

When Officer Andy said what happened, The lady said she was kicked in the womb hole.
by SomeDirtyGuy May 11, 2024
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womb deal

A deal so raw it hasn't even been born yet.
"I got such a womb deal today with my assignments! It sucks!"
by Finseed April 1, 2020
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Womb Fart

An insult a mother or father can use to call their child a mistake
damit jerry you never do the dishes and you sit on your ass all day you Womb Fart
by bobbybigbalIs July 6, 2021
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Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020
mugGet the Scandinavian Womb-Ferretmug.

womb ticket

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.
by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020
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Womb Vandalism

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist July 31, 2012
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Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.
1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.
by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019
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