Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!

by do-you-even-hansen January 31, 2018

Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon

What it means is FML

Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon

by tiktikboom3 March 20, 2017

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af

Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

Hit me up with them chick nugs boi

When your out and you are sexually attracted to chick nugs so you walk into McDonald's like hit meee up wid them chick nugs boiiiii, then the fat cunt at the counter takes like 7 years to give u your fuckin chick nugs and when the prick finally hits you up with dat goodness you realise the absolute g gave you an extra 5 chick nugs. Now when we walk into McDonald's we say Hit me up with them chick nugs boi.

Fat kid at the counter : Hello what Would you like to order?
Me: Wag1 don hit me up with them chick nugs boi

by CoryH September 17, 2016

knock me over with a feather

A saying only old people use

Knock me over with a feather

by 971bs June 30, 2016

Fuck Me Sideways With A Plate

An expression of surprise.

Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_o December 28, 2008

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

by mike s April 5, 2005