Winter Wheeze

The rattling, watery sound your lungs make the first time you do something athletic in the Spring.

The run wasn't that hard, once I got past my winter wheeze.

by dextrocardia March 10, 2007

Winter bum

A girls arse during the winter months, ie larger than in summer, something you can snuggle up against to keep you warm

Monica is growing herself a nice winter bum,

by Jason Kilorn July 19, 2007

winter buddy

a friend of the opposite sex with whom you spend those long winter nights with just to save on the heating bill. sex may or may not be involved

jeff- who was that girl i saw in your room last night?
ben- that was april m winter buddy.

by Willus February 29, 2008

Winter Scrote

The growing of hair on the scrotum following a period of baldness (possibly following a back, crack and sack wax) so your balls stay nice and snuggly warm.

Christ, it's getting cold out. I may have to start wearing my winter scrote.

by Taffysteve August 20, 2008

Winternightus

when you haven't seen daylight for 2 months since christmas, because you wake up at 5pm, and go to sleep at 7am,
typically related to the abuse of narcotics, and too much partying.. other excuses are used for winternightus like flu, still with the family in the country, etc, we know none of these are true reasons for winternightus!!
winternightus can contribute to s.a.d, a pale complextion, and no social life!!

i cant stop dreaming that youve stolen my drugs.. oh no dear, you must have winternightus!!!

why is no one picking up there phones?? why are all the shops closed... oh no dear, you must have winternightus!!!

by libra-skies January 23, 2009

Winter Titty Syndrome

Winter Titty Syndrome (WTS) occurs when a combination of cold air and friction from shirts rub against the chest area. Most commonly, the chest area becomes dry and chapped, often itchy.

"Winter Titty Syndrome is best cured with the blood of baby seals!", says Sarah Palin.

by SteveBoat The DreamBoat January 11, 2010

winter cooter coat

when someone (usually a girl) allows over growth in the pubic area due to lack of razor or mate. And in few cases a way it keep your under area warm in the winter.

"god Ashley did Ryan dump you? 'cuz you've got one hell of a winter cooter coat going on. I can see it through your jeans..."
"its a good thing im single its cold so im thinking on saving money on razors and growing out my winter cooter coat

by Kitzle VonBugaloo September 15, 2010