Winstoned

When the new English polymer £10 note (featuring Winston Churchill) cuts the inside of your nose when snorting cocaine.

Bro, that note winstoned me! Pass me a paper £20 instead.

by JoeySquie January 11, 2020

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Dirty Wintoniak

A porn moustache, typically grown by hockey players, which is slightly thinner and less full than normal.

Dude, when that new goalie took off his helmet, I could totally see he's got a dirty wintoniak!

by Dr. Chauch October 13, 2009

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wynston

a small fluffy animal that like to lick arms and attempts to impregnant legs

amy: wynston, do you want to take a bath? no, then quit trying to impregnant my leg!

by lovesrice October 17, 2008

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dallas winstion

A Hoodlum From The Outsiders: Robs Gas Stations

Actor Is Matt Dillon

Wow You Are So Bad You Are Like dallas winstion!

You Are So Bad Like A Hoodlum!

by Blake Dluog April 21, 2018

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adam winton

A massive bellend with a fat dog

Jeez Adam Winton has a fat dog

by nortioscar May 7, 2018

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Winstantly

To Win Instantly. Typically used as slang for internet-based instant win sweepstakes.

Enter Now For Your Chance to Winstantly!

I had to enter 2 pages of personal information just to winstantly.

by Writer_Chic December 16, 2008

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A person who seemingly exists for the sole purpose of sharpening your wit. Analogous to a whetstone for knives. A witstone does not usually comprehend the subtleties of sarcasm, jokes, or human communication (especially the English language).

John said, "Everything I do makes this computer crash." When I replied that his breathing probably did not make the computer crash, he was confused. John is such a witstone.

by crosvenir April 3, 2011

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