watching grass grow

The most fucking boring thing to do know to man

Counting stars would be a better way to waste your time

by cuhk_solidbones July 18, 2005

Screen Watcher

A person who while participating in a game of Halo looks at his opponents screen to gain unfiar advantage. This is considered an extremelty "gay" tactic by seasoned halo players. When discovered, screen watchers should be promply shot in the head.

"Hey Strode, if you don't stop being a screen watcher, I'll pop a cap in yo ass"

by John Dominy August 21, 2007

watchitude

(noun) A unit of measurement that defines the amount of entertainment one can get from watching someone or something.

The watchitude of 'Team America: World Police' is much higher than the movie 'Freddy Got Fingered'.

by Grant Tingley October 24, 2007

watch disney

Colloquial slang for copulating. Because no one really likes Disney that much, but the movies are just the right length.

Adam: "Hey do you wanna go watch disney?"
Chi Chi: "Yeah, Mulan's my fave, do you have a rubber?"
Adam: "Watching Disney blows my mind."

by Adam Proctor January 6, 2009

watchening

Listening to online radio show and being in a voice chat room at the same time.

I was in camalamb.com and I was watchening Jeff's radio show while talking in the room.

by LadyBeth59 March 7, 2009

watch twins

two good looking dudes that have sweet matching watches

look at those guys with the matching watchs. damn there good looking and cool watch twins

by watchman June 16, 2012

watchtard

A person who loves watches so much he is affected mentally by it. Hours are spent researching watches, then hours are spent boring all is friends with his knowledge. Priorities become skewed as this person starts neglecting life in search of the perfect watch.

My homey got fired from work for browsing watches online all day, what a watchtard.

by chubby chan December 16, 2016