weaving

Intoxicated so thoroughly that the intoxicee is unable to walk a straight line. Other recreational substances may also be used, but the cheapest way to get "weaving drunk" is on cheap wine, beer, or ale.

Since there is so little to do in Yacolt, WA, Tonya Harding entertains herself by getting totally weaving.

by Dave in the Couve December 25, 2008

Mask Wearing Syndrome

When people continually wear a face mask daily long after the coronavirus pandemic has been contained—when mask withdrawal causes them psychological pain rather than physical gain.

Guesstimate how many people worldwide suffer from mask wearing syndrome, who need to seek treatment for their withdrawal symptoms.

by MathPlus June 8, 2021

Basket Weaving

Plain and simple: to engage in lesbian sex.

"I walked into the party and two girls were basket weaving in the corner!"

by Michael Welker July 29, 2019

underwater basket weaving

hilarious euphemism for masturbation

too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt

the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving

by studiosecond July 11, 2007

Weabing

Weabing is when you make a fool of yourself by having an unhealthy obsession with Japanese culture such as anime and katana collections.

Joel: Hey guys want to see my Katana collection
John: Oh no Joel is Weabing again
Andrew: Ugh god he is a fucking idiot

by yunogeta July 7, 2015

chicken wearing socks

Something that doesnt fit. looks awful when wearing.

Did you see that new outfit she was wearing? Made her look like a chicken wearing socks.

by GoDwnOnHer August 5, 2008

Bird Wetting Session

A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).

Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"

My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.

by Capt. Swee Righ April 7, 2010