jetskis on water

the most amazing thing anyone will ever see.

Ben:did you know that you can drive jetskis on water

class:no, really!!!!!!

by j-rob mad fresh April 17, 2010

bong water

The water used in a bong. It contains no THC because THC is not water soluble. Do not drink the bong water.

When Steve hit the bong too hard, he drank the bong water. He said it was fucking gross.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

John Waters

Baltimore filmaker. God of filth. One of the best filmakers ever with flair for the comical and filthy. The best filmaker of our age.

Let's go see Pink Flamingos, the most famous John Waters movie ever!

by tyler holmes April 27, 2006

drag the water

(v.) To cast a net into shallow water to drag for objects, usually bodies.

Drag the waters some more
Like never before...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Grey water

It's basically piss and shit

Richie:aren't u guys coming in?
Eddie: nuh uh it's grey water
Richie:what the hell is grey water!?
Eddie:it's basically piss and shit, so I'm just telling u, you guys are splashing around in millions of gallons of dairy pee

by Anonymous 19372037 September 20, 2017

Water Sheep

Water Sheep Was Pewdiepies Sheep Who Chilled In THe Water From Pewd's Crops.

RIP WATER SHEEP 2019-2019

Shut Up Water Sheep

by Water Sheep's Ghost July 15, 2019

texting the water

Texting your friend a cautious 'Hey' when you haven't heard from them in an unusually long time, in order to check that they're not pissed off with you.

Often results in 1) a responding 'Hey' if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.

Person A: Hey
Person B: YO WASSUP BRUH, AIN'T HEARD FROM YA IN DIZZAYS. HOW U BEEN MAN.
Person A: Soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren't mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. Glad we're cool

Person C: Hey
(No reply from Person D).

Additional information - Person C hooked up with Person D's sister and then never called her.

by Mpaper July 6, 2011