n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.
Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?
Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!
Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!
by Funky W June 9, 2011
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Wanfer
• Wanker
• wanger
• wafer
• wanderlust
• wankered
• wankerchief
• wankering
• wander
• wankerdoodle
1. something that stinks both literally and in the metaphoric sense.
2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.
3. see: dingleberry.
4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.
2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.
3. see: dingleberry.
4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.
Ray: "Dude, I just got fired! That's SO dagus wafer!"
Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."
Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."
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2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.
3. A very annoying fat boss.
2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.
3. A very annoying fat boss.
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Let the wanderlust take me wherever mother nature goes, so long as I can still order a non-fat tall mocha latte with soy milk and caramel drizzle.
by puckyoself September 4, 2016
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A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!
by Ivy Oh August 7, 2003
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