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"walnutthenut" is a femboy
by jamaljaquaviusjones April 21, 2024
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Walnutport Diamond Fire Co.

A group of schizofrenic pedophile fire fighters who wrap the town up in small community activities until the citizens come in different numbers where small groups are studied and then cornered for the firefighters to molest and terrorise. For every new child corrupted a new childs toy or clothing item from a baby is left out in the street for passerbys on the road to w t f at and feel uncomfortable. Over the years there have been nickeloidean toys, car bears, childrens clothing placed strategically on the road in a very delicate fashion. There are gory rumors that the judges even play along in this fantasy turned reality of disturbing whole peaceful communities and going to further disturb the towns people.
Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has not had any arrests on their molesters unlike the several up in the next town with similar mailing address zip.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has a bunch of goofy looking guys. I wonder why childrens clothing and dead animal body parts are thrown all over the street again.
by Ok ew October 31, 2025
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Winter Wallnuts

The inexplainable shrivelled shape a male scrotum achieves when subjected to freezing temperatures.
"It's so cold today, my bollocks have turned into Winter Wallnuts!"
by TheAlanFella November 5, 2008
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Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket
Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.
by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016
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Filthy walnut

When a women puts dirty nuts in her mouth.
Oh my god I can't believe I ate that filthy walnut!
by Pecan sandie August 5, 2016
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space walnut

some sort of insult in Steven Universe, introduced in the episode "Gem Harvest".

Only used once after Greg confessed to his cousin Andy that he changed his family name from Demayo to Universe.
Steven: "what's a Demayo?"
Andy: "Andy Demayo, Greg Demayo, Steven Demayo. We're the Demayos."
Greg: "actually, we're, uhm, the Universes now."
Andy: "YOU SPACE WALNUT! you didn't even kept your family name! But you go around giving family property out like candy on some kind of candy giving out holiday?!"
by Smartass2 June 14, 2017
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Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.
“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”
by mjmoo December 1, 2018
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