wacker

A Wacker is a friend from Liverpool, England.

Hello my old Wacker (friend), or can be abreviated to Hya Wack.

by Janz July 25, 2008

pud wacker

matt wacker's cousin

Matt Wacker's cousin Pud is a cob waffler.

by SISTA CATO December 2, 2003

Bush Whackers

guys who somehow come to your party (typically through lame chicks or dudes you know) and proceed to scare off all the eligible poon tang. They are obnoxious and never welcome as the ladies at your party will slowly disappear thanks to these guys.

We had some hot chicks here untill those fucking Bush Whackers came over.

by SwishyManPants April 20, 2009

wacker

This is not the Australian slang version of the English "wanker". Wanker literally means "masturbator" but all the same is used as a general insult to state that someone is not liked nor likeable. "He is a wanker" or "Don't be a wanker", "I'm not going to that bar again, they are all wankers in there"

"Wacker" is related in meaning to the word "Wacky" and also "wacked" - and means a bit crazy, a fool, an idiot. Although it is not a favourable term, it is more descriptive than an insult.

"Why did you phone her up again?" "I'd been drinking all day and was wacked off my head"

"Did you see him fall down the stairs yestederday while trying to show off to his mates?" "yeah, haha, what a wacker".

"Do you want to go base jumping this weekend?" "No way - You would have to be a wacker to do something like that!"

by The Fli November 3, 2005

bunch of wankers

The Gatecrasher message board

I fucking hate the Gatecrasher message board. They're all a bunch of wankers.

by God November 9, 2006

wankerspank

someone no one likes who just so happens to wank off on regular occasion and lets people know in short form an idiot. Ex: That guy just parked his car in wet cement. What a wankerspank.

bob: so man whats up
fred: bob no one likes you
bob: ... i'll wank on your face bro
fred: (to timmy) soo bobs a wankerspank

by caitling March 21, 2007

wackered

In the stated of beeing messep up, beeing wacked, and possibly going insane.

I can't believe how wackered I am woooh! Pass me the retad pills!

by MarijOana March 16, 2009