Stan found out sugar addiction was a self-licking wound, the more he got, the more he wanted. It was a hard way to learn the Law Of Diminishing Returns.
by Cousin Leopold December 23, 2008
A self inflicted burn or scalding injury caused by someone who can't cook attempting to do so whilst following the instructions of an online meal kit
by Berty777 May 27, 2022
by Pepper005 January 11, 2011
Refers to an aesthetically ugly face, belonging to either a man or a woman, a boy or a girl. The face may appear to have a deformity, but, in actuality, is completely natural.
Derivation of "sucking chest wound", a particular trauma localized in the lower abdomen when blood vessels constrict and "suck" in extraneous flesh.
Derivation of "sucking chest wound", a particular trauma localized in the lower abdomen when blood vessels constrict and "suck" in extraneous flesh.
by Plexus July 22, 2008
"My girlfriend has the nicest wound that never heals"
"Who doesn't like a nice wound that never heals"
"Who doesn't like a nice wound that never heals"
by kevin rob ryan August 04, 2008
by dr.frank December 20, 2006
A common expression that British subjects use for an overly horny man who would literally fuck anything with a slit, gash or hole in it. See Hugh Grant or The Prophet Muhammad.
I reckon that guy Tim is so overly sexed he would shag an open wound!
"That's right Andy, fuck everyone!" "You'de fuck an open wound if you had half the chance!"
"That's right Andy, fuck everyone!" "You'de fuck an open wound if you had half the chance!"
by MilkyMoon777@Hotmail.com September 01, 2006