Walter White Lie

n. A lie that confesses a made-up flaw, used to protect the listener from a devastating truth. This type of lie is believable to the listener because it makes the liar look bad, but not nearly as bad as the truth would. Based on the TV character, Walter White, from "Breaking Bad".

Ex: I told my family a Walter White Lie when I said I gambled all of our money away. The truth is, I lost it all in a bad meth deal.

Ex: Ken told Jenny a Walter White Lie when he said cheated on her once when he was drunk. He really is a closeted homosexual and was only able to have sex with her if he fantasized about the Village People.

by D. Lusk November 16, 2013

Annoying White Girl Syndrome

Any girl that can't stand up for themselves and feels like the world is against them, yet likes to piss everyone off by having voluntary mood swings.

Jeff: that poor girl, everyone's mean to her.
Joe: yeah but she has annoying white girl syndrome so I don't care.
Jeff: oh yeah

by BMONEY BIRTLES June 12, 2014

white people spicy

Containing miminal amounts of spice that only white people who rarely or never eat spicy food notice, and possibly complain about.

"Oh wow, this pasta contains a hint of pepper. I can't take all this spice! Where's the water?"

"Dude, that's only white people spicy. I don't recommend eating Indian food."

by krusty007 August 9, 2012

Poor White Trash

Longterm resident of subsidized housing having welfare babies one after another while lowlife boyfriend or loser husband stays home and refuses to look for work and support family. One or both are running a long term disability or welfare fraud. Always in possession of a tricked out cell phone to call her single mom, poor white trash friends who also have at least one welfare baby of their own. Can be seen driving a Jeep Cherokee while on the way to a local Bob's store to buy athletic jerseys for loser husband.

That apartment complex is for Poor White Trash.

by cirkle k August 6, 2011

thin white duke

Musical persona used by the Undisputable greatest musical artist of all-time, David Bowie, which was created in the late 70's. The Thin White Duke was Bowie at his musical peak, clouded by a cocaine-induced haze in which he recorded the album, "Station to Station," but claims not recalling doing so, due to his excessive cocaine use. Arguably the most controversial and darkest of Bowie characters.

Guy who knows nothing about music: "Hey, wouldn't you agree that Eminem's Slim Shady character is the greatest musical persona of all-time."

Guy who knows music: "Hell no, shithead, the Thin White Duke is far more abstract, musically talented, and creative. PWNED!"

by J.O. May 2, 2006

white feminism

A brand of feminism centered around the ideals and struggles of primarily white women. While not outright exclusive, its failure to consider other women and its preoccupation with Western standards and the problems faced by the "average woman" is often alienating to women of color, non-straight women, trans women, and women belonging to religious or cultural minorities.

"Muslim women shouldn't be allowed to wear hijabs or burqas because they are oppressive."
"That sounds like white feminism. Many Muslim women wear them of their own free will."

by laycandle February 11, 2015

Jack White

A truly great guitarist and member of the rock duo The White Stripes (which he formed along with Meg White), The Raconteurs and The Dead Weather. Jack's skills on guitar and penchant for the Digitech Whammy use during his solos, combined with Meg's simple yet effective drumming capture a very primal sound, immersed in the bands unique punk/blues fusion. Has an appreciation (along with Meg) for the Dutch art movement De Stijl, which influenced the trademark colour scheme and dynamics of the bands music and on-stage appearence. Also demonstrates that less is more is still a valid technical standpoint. He is also a talented songwriter, and is quite possibly the modern equivalent of the guitar gods of old, frequently being ranked as one of the greatest guitar players of recent times. Long live Jack White :)

Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: Jack White!

by Firelovesugar July 20, 2010