by Anonymous June 9, 2003
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by Dyshon Damone Boyd October 27, 2004
Get the wanksta snitch mug.A wankstation is a person who can generally be found hanging around city halls street cornors late at nite. In exchange for money you can shoot the load flat out.
by Michael Williams November 18, 2004
Get the Wankstation mug.1. A wannabe, in some cases implying white males dressing up with bandannas.
2. A wannabe gangster, as shown by the song by 50 Cent. This, unfortunately, may be applied to most celebrity rappers, who usually speak of "slapping bitches" in their "hood's", while in reality they are only figureheads of the violent gangs of America (i.e, the Crips, the Bloods, et al).
3. A very good rap song.
2. A wannabe gangster, as shown by the song by 50 Cent. This, unfortunately, may be applied to most celebrity rappers, who usually speak of "slapping bitches" in their "hood's", while in reality they are only figureheads of the violent gangs of America (i.e, the Crips, the Bloods, et al).
3. A very good rap song.
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
Get the WANKSTA mug.A name first used in spoken conversation when referring to the fictional character Simon from the TV series The Walking Dead, who supported an excessively flamboyant moustache and cheesy grin. This, coupled with his attempts to emulate his boss Negan and general wankerism led to the formation of the moniker.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.
Can also be written Captain Wankstache
Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.
Can also be written Captain Wankstache
Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.
Who was that guy? You know, Captain Wankstache.
Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.
Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.
Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.
Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.
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