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WANKSTA

murda inc aint wanksta's, they are ghey but they still are gangsta's deep down.
by Anonymous June 9, 2003
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wanksta

p.piddy,ja rule and nelly is a bitch ass nigger
by mbk September 6, 2003
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wanksta snitch

quick to get the pigs, runnun yo gaps
by Dyshon Damone Boyd October 27, 2004
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Wankstation

A wankstation is a person who can generally be found hanging around city halls street cornors late at nite. In exchange for money you can shoot the load flat out.
Look at that wankstation there, I wouldnt mind abit of that
by Michael Williams November 18, 2004
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WANKSTA

1. A wannabe, in some cases implying white males dressing up with bandannas.
2. A wannabe gangster, as shown by the song by 50 Cent. This, unfortunately, may be applied to most celebrity rappers, who usually speak of "slapping bitches" in their "hood's", while in reality they are only figureheads of the violent gangs of America (i.e, the Crips, the Bloods, et al).
3. A very good rap song.
1. Justin Timberlake
2. Ja Rule, Eminem
3. "Wanksta" by 50 Cent
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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Captain Wankstash

A name first used in spoken conversation when referring to the fictional character Simon from the TV series The Walking Dead, who supported an excessively flamboyant moustache and cheesy grin. This, coupled with his attempts to emulate his boss Negan and general wankerism led to the formation of the moniker.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.

Can also be written Captain Wankstache

Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.
Who was that guy? You know, Captain Wankstache.

Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.

Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.
by FecktardIntolerant May 12, 2023
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wanksta

slang word for the wet substance secreeted during birth
by DA TRUE GANGSTA March 31, 2003
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