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Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.
I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.
by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019
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Vomit nozzle

Another name for your mouth. But used in reference to excessive vomiting.
Make sure and point your vomit nozzle down wind if you feel the urge to yak.
by _ScubaNinja_ March 7, 2018
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TikTok Vomit

When one or more friends are removed from the conversation but still within earshot, and all you hear are the same tiktoks repeated over and over again.
Damn, she's been tiktok vomiting for over an hour now should someone go see if she is okay?
by jtny166 November 24, 2019
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pixel vomit

The randomized pixel distribution on a display screen when the file corrupts.
When I successfully did a glitch on Yoshi's Island, I got a whole bunch of pixel vomit on the television screen from it. Man, what a weird sight!
by Ereck Flowers February 24, 2017
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Eagle Vomit

A montreal pop/punk band known for their claims to be a thrash band and interesting stage antics.

(Also known as "EV" for short)
I heard at the Eagle Vomit show last night, the lead singer smashed an avocado against his face!
by Nexi October 14, 2011
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vomit shirt

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.
Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?
by Kavanor June 9, 2021
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Acid Vomit

When you throw up a little in your mouth by complete accident but it hurts so bad it feels life you swallowed acid.
Person 1: Hey, are you going to th- AAAGH!!!
Person 2: Oh shit, you need me to call 911?
Person 1: No dude, I just had a really bad case of Acid Vomit!
Person 2: oh ok.
by DictionaryMan45 July 16, 2022
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