Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.

Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."

by Little Walnut March 31, 2020

Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.

Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"

by PitchPlez May 13, 2015

Virtual Separation Anxiety

A disorder that makes it so you only want to play with your friends.

I don't want to play alone I have Virtual Separation Anxiety! ;c

by PrettyMuchBob December 24, 2020

Virtual Cycling

A indoor cycling experience using road footage and beat based music along with signature moves for riders to easily follow.

I burned over 700 calories during my virtual cycling ride to Old San Juan today.

by B Baloo January 03, 2017

Virtual docking

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.

After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.

by MaynardG744 April 02, 2020

Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.

"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."

by thesearewords August 09, 2012

Internal Private Virtualized Environment (IPVE)

A virtualized computing environment that lies within an organization's security perimeter, which takes advantage of virtualization technologies to maximize an organization's hardware utilization.

Sometimes referred to as a private cloud.

Internal Private Virtualized Environment (IPVE) -

Sometimes referred to as a private cloud.

by Jon-R GCS January 04, 2011