vaganus

thing that happens when a really huge penis tears a fanny and in the words of the Spice Girls- two become oneeeee, forming a huge hole that you can probably climb inside and live a perfectly normal life

1) I wanted to take my Ak-47 and a selection of pills, cocaine and prostitutes on holiday with me so i hid them in my wheelchair bound gran's vaganus

2) Carl: "What's for tea tonight mum?"
Mum: "Vaganus dear, shall i save you the ovaries for your packed lunch tomorrow? you can take them to work love"

by BEEFY_RODRIGUEZ January 23, 2009

vagange

another word for a vagina

The stripper had the prettiest vagange I ever saw.

by G Taylor June 26, 2004

Vaganus

When an Episiotomy goes horribly wrong, leaving the woman with a lack of distinction between her Vagina and her anus

Her baby wrecked her! yeah the doc gave her episiotomy that left her with a vaganus.

by neanderman November 5, 2011

vaganus

This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.

I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.

by Garrett November 21, 2004

Vacant

A map in call of duty 4, the greatest game ever made.
This map is small and confined, therefore shotguns and assault rifles are good choices for this map.

Tyler runs show when they played on vacant. He blows up their brains with his shotty.

by Macaque.is.small October 7, 2008

cat-valanche

To be pounced by multiple (more than two) cats simultaneously; to be E-pounced by more than two thread cat-owning posters.

"When I went over to Mrs. Chamber's house, I wasn't expecting to be cat-valanched by all her pets."

"When I signed up on the cat-lovers message board, I got cat-valanched by all the other posters."

by The Horn'd One April 18, 2009

vajanker

a very big (GIANT) vagina.

The lady who has 18 kids has a vajanker.

by M.I.K.E. December 31, 2008