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Virginia Western Community College 

Virginia Western Community College (VWCC) is a two-year public college located on a 70-acre campus in the Franklin-Colonial neighborhood of Roanoke, Virginia, United States. It is the third-largest college in the Virginia Community College System. ITS DEAD AF!!!!!!!
"Yo Bro, what college you enrolled in?"

"Virginia Western Community College"

"Ahh sucks"

"Right..."

Virginia Dirt Hippo 

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.
“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”

Virginia/Vicky 

She's an average height girl with a terrible attitude. She's complain about everything, and if you just so sadly happen to be related to a Virginia/Vicky then watch out because shits aboit to go down. If you trigger her in any way possible consider yourself dead in less than a millisecond. She can be very funny at times, but only if she trusts you.
Example#1

Virginia/Vicky: SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Poor sibling: Mom! Virginia/Vicky is on with it again!

Virginia Wolff Yourself 

To commit suicide by intentionally drowning ones self. Just as the writer/poet Virginia Wolff did.
" I know you're depressed."

" Perhaps a swim will make you feel better". " Just do and go Virginia Wolff yourself"

Virginia Double 

When two country or “backwoods” females perform fellatio on one male with one female sucking on the penis and one female sucking on the testicles
Hey Tanner, Brittany and Shianne gave me a Virginia double behind the Winn Dixie!

How was it?

Unlike anything you’ve ever felt. Best cousins around.

Virginia Brush Fire 

Like the Brush Fire, but specifically igniting the hair on the the perineum.
Me: Hey man, I’ve got $10 if you’ll do a Brush Fire.
Friend: $20 and I’ll make it a Virginia Brush Fire.
Me: You’re on.