Umbrella Legs

Legs that fan out above the knee similar to an umbrella.

Coined by: Witty Widow and Unitonika

I thought she was skinny until I saw those umbrella legs!

by Unitonika April 17, 2020

Umbert

Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows, addicted to sports, ripped af.

Girl:OMG is that Umbert
Other girl:ya

Girl:I'm going to ask him out

Girl:wanna go out

Umberto:no I have a girlfriend

by Putoelquelolea May 31, 2020

ubble

your pussy

AHH YESSS YOUR UBBLE IS SO GOOD AND WARM AUGHHH

by urbandictionarycrackhead June 12, 2021

royal umbrella

steps to making a royal umbrella.
1. jizz in a bowl
2. add brown food coloring
3. add assorted vegetables
4. heat up in microwave
5. poor into an upside down umbrella
6. serve to homeless people

Homless guy: MMMMMMmmmm..... "royal umbrella" soup sure tastes good!

You: hehehe yah.

by I.M.Wise March 25, 2012

telescopic umbrella

It was used in the Peter Gabriel song, Modern Love and is another name for a dick or a boner.

Peter: I fly off to Rome to my prima bella. She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella.

by Ballz3D August 27, 2012

The umbrella is a lie

A phrase originating from "the cake is a lie". It is based on the Animal Crossing fanfiction Among the Umbrellas. The reason for it is because Mabel lures the characters Lucia and Shannon into her trap with an umbrella.

Lucia: "Wow, Mabel really got us."
Shannon: "Yeah. One may say the umbrella is a lie."

by The One of Soup October 1, 2012

Shiny Umbrella

noun:

1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight

2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob

1. Dude #1: Hey man, check out my shiny umbrella.

Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo

2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with

by Halogenic June 9, 2017