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Girl:OMG is that Umbert
Other girl:ya
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Umberto:no I have a girlfriend
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Umberto:no I have a girlfriend
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by urbandictionarycrackhead June 12, 2021
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1. jizz in a bowl
2. add brown food coloring
3. add assorted vegetables
4. heat up in microwave
5. poor into an upside down umbrella
6. serve to homeless people
1. jizz in a bowl
2. add brown food coloring
3. add assorted vegetables
4. heat up in microwave
5. poor into an upside down umbrella
6. serve to homeless people
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Get the telescopic umbrella mug.A phrase originating from "the cake is a lie". It is based on the Animal Crossing fanfiction Among the Umbrellas. The reason for it is because Mabel lures the characters Lucia and Shannon into her trap with an umbrella.
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1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight
2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob
1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight
2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob
1. Dude #1: Hey man, check out my shiny umbrella.
Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo
2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with
Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo
2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with
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