Zain stop being the fucking ultimate procrastinator and write your goddamn episodes before I bomb you.
by BingBongUrMom October 11, 2020
Get the Ultimate Procrastinatormug. In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.
"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson
"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron
"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron
by PleasedPatient December 3, 2019
Get the The Ultimate Movementmug. by ultimately_superior October 6, 2020
Get the Ultimately Superiormug. by Saitama 777 September 11, 2021
Get the Ultimate Lifeformmug. the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan
John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
by SpookBones February 8, 2018
Get the ultimate humanmug. "Oh look at that baby elephant. It is the definition of ultimate cuteness"
Julie: "What....you are incorrect. There cant be anyone as cute as myself"
Julie: "What....you are incorrect. There cant be anyone as cute as myself"
by ThuglifeTupac May 23, 2011
Get the Ultimate Cutenessmug. High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.
by Hadvar's pimp January 1, 2012
Get the ultimate spermmug.