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Uno Dice

The dice of uno. Typically comes in a can. Usually played when an elementary school kid brings you into a corner and makes you think you’re playing a card game, but then turns around and pulls uno dice out of his ass.
Matt: So where are the cards?

Jake: No, we’re gonna play... UNO DICE!
by mattcris4n May 23, 2020
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Uno

The greatest number on planet earth. Everyone loves uno and uno is far superior over any other number.
Uno is the best
by Purpleark11 November 13, 2019
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UNO

this a game of toture you can get caught cheating you can get your ass beat by your parents and get yelled at by annoying kids by the way dont bet anything on this krap or you will lose everything your mommy has bought you

SANIC SANIC SANIC SANIC SANIC SANIC YASSS QUEEN
mom:calm down kids its just a game of uno
kid 1:shut THE HELL UP MOM I TRYING TO BEAT YALL
kid 2:mommy why is everyone screaming??
mom:SHUT UP KID YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PULLED THAT SKIP NOW YOUR DUMB BROTHER IS GOING TO WIIN

inspired by the odds1out
by DEZZNETS May 20, 2022
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Uno reverse card

The only counter against "no u" known to mankind. With this knowledge, you have the power to destroy the world.
Me: Ur mom has multible gays of great sizes
Other person: No u
Me: *Shows an uno reverse card*
Other person: *Fucking dies*
by Hitler1889 March 8, 2018
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Played Uno

When you are trying to be secretive about sleeping with someone you use a code word that you played Uno with this individual.
Conner: Man, we didn't do anything last night. We just played uno. It was very lowkey.
by Snooooooooze September 12, 2021
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Uno Go to Bed

When one's parent(s) enter the room while their microphone isn't muted and shout "UNO GO TO BED!"
This means that 1 person hence uno will be forcefully put to sleep.
Nadia the COD Player:Tyla "UNO GO TO BED"
Tyla:Guys I have to get off the gam---.
Me:It looks like uno had to go to bed
by Codename_Jeff April 13, 2024
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double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
by Big dick André August 17, 2024
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