thinking outside the box

The thoughts a male has during intercourse to delay his impending ejaculation. Examples include sports, work, movies and his grandmother's loose, grungy, mothball ridden cunt.

Mike 2: Dude I came in like .08 seconds last night, my wife was pissed.

Mike 1: Guess you weren't thinking outside the box!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants June 29, 2017

positive thinking

Something upper middle class who do not deal with the brunt of unfettered capitalist exploitation as the working class love. A crutch for people who believe in pseudo-science "mind over matter" new age baloney. For people too weak of mind for skepticism and realism. New agers will often go as far to victim blame people with chronic illness like chronic fatigue and people suffering from cancer that they "thought themselves sick". Clearly need a to understand how evidence based medicine works and that supplements are not magic fairy dust pills.

The book "The Secret" made lots of money selling this "positive thinking" tripe.

by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013

twanking

when someone is able to wank using their toes. when they do this it is called twanking.

i just caught jim twanking in his bedroom.

by lewis1991 May 11, 2007

twinkin'

The act of staring at a person or just into space. Your chin must be down and your mouth hanging open with your eyes wide and your head slightly tilted. This term also applies to a person when they wear clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'."
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his Thanksgiving dinner, he doesn't want your rolls."

by Jorge June 17, 2005

twinkin'

The act of staring at a person or staring into space. Your chin must be down with your mouth open, your head slightly titled, and your eyes wide. This term can also apply to one who wears clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'"
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his thanksgiving dinner. He doesn't want to see your rolls."

by Jorge June 18, 2005

twinsing

v. being pregnant with twins, usuallly used in a slightly perjorative sense by singleton-housers.

That Natalie! She is all about the twinsing these days. I could have double-downed too but my girls and I don't have to sing no multiverse song.

by gnostic! April 27, 2011

Twining

The rather obvious portmanteau "shining" + Twitter. To communicate directly via the brain's electrical impulses through Twitter. Reference:
Brain-Twitter project offers hope to paralyzed .

Hold on, somebody's twining me.

by xrd1 April 23, 2009