bitee

n. Person bitten, usually by a shark, bear or similar large toothy beast into whose domain the person has moved.

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The bitee was wearing flip-flops and carrying a slice of salmon pizza; funeral arrangements are pending.

by gnostic! August 05, 2012

manny

n. Male nanny or, as used by irritated mothers, a father who takes care of his own children's personal needs and thereby thinks he's being a hero or martyr.

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You want me to thank you for changing a diaper on your own son? Why should I thank you? You are such a manny.

When you're done ranting I am still going to need a sandwich.

by gnostic! September 14, 2013

twinsing

v. being pregnant with twins, usuallly used in a slightly perjorative sense by singleton-housers.

That Natalie! She is all about the twinsing these days. I could have double-downed too but my girls and I don't have to sing no multiverse song.

by gnostic! April 09, 2011