turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008

turtle blazed

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.

He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.

by A.lbert January 19, 2009

Turtle Mode

Verb. The act of when talking to a group of people (or person) panicking and retreating into ones sweatshirt, Tee-shirt, clothing. It sometimes can be considered cute, and usually occurs to shy, awkward people.

Ashley: So Teddi are you still dating that boy?

Teddi: *Goes into turtle mode* u-uhhh .////.

by Zero_000 January 25, 2015

Turtle Heading

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

by Hemlok February 15, 2009

turtle's head

The appearance of a turd out of the anus

Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

turtle cupping

The act of taking a shot from the cupped end of an uncircumcised penis, using the extra foreskin to create a shot glass.

I'm going to try turtle cupping some freaky bitch in the woods.
-Adam

by Master of the pooniverse November 16, 2010

Turtle Slerpping

When you slowly pull your penis out of a woman's vagina while the woman clenches her vagina causing a slerpping sound.

I was in the middle of fucking and i pulled my groin. So i slowly got up and heard a slerping sound come out from beneath me. I realized that we had just been "Turtle Slerpping"

by FuckYouAssWhole October 4, 2010