A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble
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ex girlfriends, girls from your friends one-night stand hook-up stories, girls from stories from kids you really don't consider your friends and you know are just making up stories that they hook up with girls when in real life they are probably still virgins.
*Note: Juno and Lindsay Lohan (before her crack stage) are IN NO WAY Smelly Queef Trumpets.
*Note: Juno and Lindsay Lohan (before her crack stage) are IN NO WAY Smelly Queef Trumpets.
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Sarah came over last night and gave me a great blowjob. To show thanks, I gave her the crusted trumpet as an encore!
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Hey man what instrument do you play?
The trumpet, duh!
Oh, sorry dude. I didn't know you were a god.
The trumpet, duh!
Oh, sorry dude. I didn't know you were a god.
by Diana - trumpet numero uno May 13, 2005
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A Donald Trump supporter, usually loud, obnoxious, often bronze in colour, hard to play with and likely give you a headache if listened to for more than 10 minutes.
A Donald Trump supporter, usually loud, obnoxious, often bronze in colour, hard to play with and likely give you a headache if listened to for more than 10 minutes.
Did you here that wankpuffin Jeff try and defend the shit that floods from Donald Trumps mouth?
Yeh the guys fucking trumpet.
Yeh the guys fucking trumpet.
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