Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

Thumbing the call

Call comes through, Customer Service Rep looks at the phone then proceeds to push the Cancel or Exit button on the phone, ignoring the call. Call then is routed to the next Customer Service Rep.

"Ring, Ring..."
First Rep sees the number then ignores the call by Thumbing the Call
Next Rep: "Ring, Ring..."
"Hello, this is Tech Support, How may I assist you?"

by TheICPrincess September 2, 2009

Tramping it

Getting a tramp to buy you booze if you are underage

Guy 1: how are you getting the booze for saturday night?
Guy 2: i'm tramping it

Guy 1: safe

by Applebeard April 7, 2010

Thumpin' my dick

Expression also known as yanking your chain or just effing with you.

Bro I just met Jesse Jane!

Me- what!? are you thumpin' my dick right now?!

by Lost sheep February 21, 2015

trumpin

The exuberant feeling of being completely on top that occurs just before the moment you realize you have been a completely selfish hurtful dickhead.

"Look out, Joe is Trumpin again. He will be feeling like shit about himself tomorrow."

by Waleho August 27, 2016

Thumbing

Getting a blow job whilst having a thumb up you’re bum

His girlfriend got on hers knees and performed oral sex on him whilst putting her thumb up his bum, she called it thumbing

by Stush69 December 9, 2019

Trumpin'

When your fingers type on social media faster than your brain can function, and said brain is left out of the process.

There goes #45 Trumpin' on twitter again....

by GO DJ HaKa October 26, 2019