Serj Tankian

1. Lead singer of System of a Down

2. Sexiest man of all time.

3. Even sexier than Raptor Jesus and Cosplay girls.

Girl one: Who do you think is the sexiest man to ever live? I think its George Clooney.

Girl two: Forget George Clooney, forget Johnny Depp. Hell, forget Raptor Jesus! ITS SERJ TANKIAN!

*Girl two then Chuck Norris Round-House Kicks girl one in the vaginal region*

by CaseyMeow April 4, 2010

Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.

"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"

by use your shark name. February 3, 2010

Tanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.

Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

tank parenting

The opposite of Helicopter Parenting, where rather than hovering over and monitoring children closely, the parent remains in a stationary position, only turning their head when they hear crying or someone yelling "Mom" or "Dad" for a sustained period of time.

I'm more into Tank Parenting, where I just swivel my head and yell when my kid is demanding my attention

by jbassic July 25, 2018

Tank do

Tank do is an alternative way of saying thank you. It is used when someone tells you something you didn’t know and you find it helpful. It can be replied to with so coplem.

A:why is there a crynosaur in my house
B: you bought it yesterday

A: tank do!
B:so Coplem!

by Itellthetruthpeeps July 21, 2019

TANKOO THE G/TANKOO THE GOAT

Tankoo The G Is An Upcoming Artist From The West Side Of Chicago. Tankoo The G Is An Big Rapper And Singer. TANKOO THE GOAT IS A CELEBRITY.

TANKOO THE G/TANKOO THE GOAT

by Tankoo The G August 3, 2022

Tank Boy

A respectful way of referring to arguably one of the best presidents in Korean history. During his term, President Chun(AKA TANK BOY) strived to annihilate communists and pro-North Korean politicians in South Korea. However, because he was the no.1 communist counter, a few Jeonradians of Gwangju tried to overthrow President Chun. But it was no match for Tank Boy's soldiers.

"Damn, I miss when Tank Boy was in control. Nowadays Korea is packed with commies"
" Yeah the country was a better place when Tank Boy was alive"

by VERY HAPPY ROH MOO HYUN February 28, 2023