While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.
Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.
by Red Dragon October 18, 2003
Get the Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat mug.when a friend of yours acts really lame for no reason, or avoids you by telling you a lie even though they have nothing better to do.
"Man, he said he couldnt hang out because he had to go to the doctor, but then i saw him on myspace 15 min. later. I got torped."
by 1235 March 30, 2007
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by NoOneIsHome March 25, 2009
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Get the bangalore torpedo mug.when you place a dildo all the way into a vagina and karate chop it so it flies out just like a torpedo would.
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Get the Torpedouche mug.A guy that behaves like a total asshole on behalf of a friend that wants to improve his chances to pick up a girl. While the friend chit chats with the girl, the guy suddenly bust into the scene like a random stranger. He talks a lot of non-sense and harass the couple before he retreats; for a moment he literally "torpedo" the scene. After having faced a complete moron, the girl now improve her estimation of the friend.
Hey Ashley, can you be my torpedo tonight?
Sure bro, I'd be totally wild and crazy!
Man! Last night John was the best torpedo ever. I owe him a creampie.
Sure bro, I'd be totally wild and crazy!
Man! Last night John was the best torpedo ever. I owe him a creampie.
by e-ladden April 28, 2011
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