Tooth Dot Com

When you unknowingly have something black, like pepper, stuck in your teeth.

"Hey babe... You got some tooth dot com going on right now".

by BiggMikeDee November 15, 2011

Toothpaste Spit

When you have to talk, further expelling the frothy-green and white toothpaste/saliva mixture. This is one of the few unique phrases that can only be uttered in the presence of another human, while brushing your teeth.

Haha! I just choked on my toothpaste spit from laughing at this!

by laugherlots December 8, 2013

toothole

A hilarious and acceptable way for kids to call other kids assholes.

Dad, Paisley said she wasn't going to be my friend anymore.

Call her a toothole.

Haha. That sounds funny. Ok, daddy.

by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2014

toothpaste rule

This rule describes the phenomenon where when you get new toothpaste it'll only taste weird for a day. This rule can be applied to any event that becomes common place after about a day.

"Dude, my new toothpaste tastes horrible!"
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."

This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.

by actuallynoplease June 6, 2016

tooth jeans

can mean multiple things.

tooth jeans can mean either jeans for your teeth or jeans made out of teeth, sometimes both.

nice tooth jeans

by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016

Toothless Whore

A pro Sucker that Specifically gets her Teeth Removed So that She Can Give Better Head

Even since she became a toothless Whore

Her Game has been on point every Day

by Strata_Dragoon July 4, 2018

toothpaste-ing

the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste

Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018