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tool

a kid so desperate for friendship that he'd do anything to impress his friends. Also, his lack of confidence and individuality is a major turnoff to girls.
mark does dip to impress tyler, what a tool.
by itsamarioooooo! February 16, 2009
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[Tool]

Someone who does whatever people want him to do, goes out of their way to kiss ass, and sucks massive throbbing cock. Tools typically have queer fathers and very horny sisters.
Tb is an example of a Tool. P.S. you know what we should really do...
by Albanian Immigrant January 14, 2009
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tool

A tool is a douche bag who enjoys playing girls and thinks they will never find out, they are a two timer, a liar, someone who thinks way to highly of themselves for others, thinks they are gods gift to the world and everyone should bow down to them and worship them, dont have enough brains to figure simple things out, someone who thinks because they are so special no one will ever find out they are using more than one person at the same time, a liar that no one wants to be associated with...the total tooolll
Today we found out Michael and Alex are talking to three girls at once. What tools.
Many ex boyfriends can become tools.
That tool over there just tried to get with me now hes with that other girl.
by fother muckers July 23, 2009
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Tooled

To be armed with a firearm of any kind.
Police Briefing: We suspect the building contains crack so they'll be tooled. Be careful.
by JBF April 10, 2005
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tool

a dick, or otherwise a phallis. a word for someone who is being an ass or a penis.
That man walking down the street with the mullet and really ugly cowboy boots really looks like a tool, just like your mom.
by Terms September 13, 2005
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tool

a person who wears only "branded" or "labelled" clothing and thinks that it makes them cooler than others.
a person who tries hard to impress other people
a person who tries hard to copy celebrity style
Kate: Did you see what Kristy was wearing at the party? She totally copied Lindsay Lohan.
Amy: Yeah. She is a tool
by b3c September 2, 2005
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tool

(n.) a person who lacks any real quality of life, because they reduce themselves to arbitrary and meaningless activity which wastes their existence and entirely eliminates who they are as an individual
1) "All you ever do is talk about getting wasted, yet you sit in your house every weekend and watch MTV. Tool."
2) "Nice job studying for the SATs when there was a party going on three houses down. Tool."
3) "You're a tool man."
by timothy james May 10, 2008
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