not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.

"Not today you turd, lol."

by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018

hello guys in todays video

most said words on Youtube, ever.
what a youtuber says when they have no creative intro.

youtuber: hello guys in todays video were gonna be taking a look at-
viewer: get on with it!

by kieralovedanny October 19, 2025

Today's Intention

Is to stay FOCUSED. Do not allow the negative ass hole thingy to ruin your day
Always remember, what happened in Urban DICKtionary stays in Urban DiCKtionary.

Enjoy your day!!!

Today's intention is all set. Happy Thursday!!!!

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 6, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

I woke up today

1. An adjective describing something of insurmountable greatness/perfection.

2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.

This song is so I woke up today, dude!

Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by grootunknown January 2, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through The These The Corners...Calmate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through The These The Corners...Calmate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through The These The Corners...Calmate<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

mad today, glad tomorrow

Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!

Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!

by Sassafras Seraphim August 31, 2020